Wednesday, 12 January 2011

A Good Clean Laugh..

Sometime you cannot beat a good clean joke..

& There ain't nothing like a smile.. Enjoy :)



A preacher was making his rounds to his parishoners on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawnmower.

“How much do you want for the mower?”" asked the preacher.

“I'm just trying to make enough money to buy a bicycle,” said the little boy.

After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, “Will you take my bike in trade for it?”

The boy said, “You got a deal.”

The preacher took the mower and tried to crank it. He pulled on the string a few times with no response from the mower.

The preacher called the little boy over and said, “I can't get this mower to start.”

The little boy said, “That's 'cause you have to cuss at it to get it started.”

The preacher said, “I'm a minister, and I can't cuss. It's been so long since I've been saved that I don't know if I even remember how to cuss.”

The little boy looked at him happily and said, “Just keep pulling on that string. It'll come back to ya!”



A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him, “I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut and we'll talk about it.”

After about a month the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss use of the car. They again went to the father's study where his father said, “Son, I've been real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your Bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!”

The young man waited a moment and replied, “You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair....”

To which his father replied, “Yes, and they walked every where they went!”

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